Filet is going to send a $25 Amazon gift card to the person who has the best RPH vs patient fight story!
Now I don't want ANY made up horse sh*t. I want the REAL deal, ie pork chop not Spam.... So don't you think even for a minute that we won't scrutinize and may even perhaps fact check your little story.
Since EVERY problem from the patient perspective is a direct result of the pharmacist being the root of all evil we think it will lend to some entertaining stories.
Don't forget the tiny details because one thing we L-O-V-E around here is a full on train wreck! So send one or send 'em all for the best of the pharmacy Springeresque and you may just get a $25 treat!
Let the games begin!
*Offer not valid if you don't have a computer cuz after all where the hell are you reading this blog, a library? Not hardly cuz the only people in the library either work there or sleep there when the cops kick them off the streets and out of the parks.
*We at FFP are not responsible for any hurt feelings but we do require that all names be withheld to prevent undue mental harm to actual patients or pharmacists.
*We at FFP will consider all entries unless we think you smoked way too much pot then made something up cuz that is just plain irresponsible. Why would you waste good pot on a blog when the new season of South Park started this week?
*No entries will be accepted after April 30th. Oh who am I kidding, we will still read them but you won't qualify for the gift card, just honorable mention if we guest post your story.
*Winner will be announced and posted on May 5th so you can all be envious of that magnificent gift card that you will not be able to spend.