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Monday, March 30, 2015

What Flame Broils My Patty

You know what flame broils my patty? This broken ass health care system that allows most prescription companies to give patients oral contraceptives for free but immediately life saving medications are prohibitively expensive.

Glucagon Emergency kits should be $0 copay because they immediately treat low blood sugar that can result in LOSS OF CONSCIOUSNESS, COMA, and DEATH.

Epipens and Auvi-Q should be $0 copay because they immediately treat severe allergic reactions that can lead to CLOSURE OF BREATHING AIRWAYS and DEATH.

Rescue inhalers such as Proair, Ventolin HFA, Proventil HFA, and Xopenex HFA should be $0 copay because they immediately treat asthma attacks which can lead to CLOSURE OF BREATHING AIRWAYS, HEART FAILURE via arrhythmia, and DEATH.

This $0 copay should be required for ALL discount programs including the $4 copay programs some retailers use to get people to buy a cart load of mediocre foreign produced bullshit they don't need, paid discount programs such as the one my corporate paymasters force us to offer, and those shady little drug discount cards people like to flaunt when their copays are high but the discount card is more expensive than their copays.

"Murica! We can prevent a baby for free but we're not gonna save your life without $$$.