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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Open Letter To The Self Rightous Cunt At The Counter

Dear Self Righteous Cunt At The Counter Screaming At My Day Staff,

I overheard you screaming because your medication was not in stock and you were pissed off that no one called you to explain what "back order" means. There is in fact an automated computer dialer that will call and leave a message saying "This is Walgreen's calling to let you know there will be a delay with your prescription. Please contact {store info here} if you have any questions." You obviously didn't even bother to listen to the message and assume Walgreen's on the caller ID means your prescription is ready.

The other problem is that some phone services will call block corporate numbers, so unless you have put Walgreen's in as a business to not call block you will never get a message, the same applies to the spam filter on your e-mail.

A consequence of screaming that the solution to letting her know was to call (954) xxx-xxxx (I won't publish out of privacy concerns) was stupid on your part. When not on the clock I have a penchant for evil and the will to see it through. I remembered your home phone number and have since given it to the Mormons, the Jehovah's Witnesses, and a couple of fringe religious groups so your immortal soul can be "saved."

The reality is that screaming at people who know your personal info can be damn annoying if not lethal. Have some common courtesy for the staff that has to do 400 prescriptions with 1 pharmacist and 2 technicians. They are way overworked and if you are lucky don't miss fill your prescription and kill you. Actually they would probably be doing the world a favor.

I also hope you overheard me talking to the store manager about how self righteous hateful bitches like you were the reason I quit. That was my intention after all just so you are aware that everyone knows you are a cunt. I think the gentleman standing in line behind you was ready to punch you in the face so it would not have made any difference if I did it or not.

If you are lucky the only other consequence will be that the day staff transfers your shit to CVS so they can deal with you. I have a feeling CVS would be quick to transfer your shit back to us because you are a total cunt! The end result of this is usually that the ones who do get sent back to McDuggie's are a lot nicer after the entire profile transfer fiasco. It has been a tried and true system for the last 16 patients I have done it to. I believe the Dog Whisperer would approve with this method of dealing with bitches. I hope this works for you!

Sincerely,

Big N Tasty

12 comments:

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Self-rightous fucks like this lady should be taken out and shot. And they plague all aspects of society.

Make sure you give her phone number out to everyone, of every party, who's running for office, too.

And the NAMBLA membership site.

Filet-o-bitch RPh said...

Damn grumpy! Respect!

The Redheaded Pharmacist said...

What I find funny is when someone like that threatens to transfer their prescriptions to another pharmacy. Like that is a threat. I always feel like saying "please go, I'll make the call right now to get your prescriptions transferred!" It is a shame some people just have no sense of civility or respect for others. They should go look up the golden rule because it is obvious that they never learned it.

Jeremy said...

I've always been tempted to take these people's phone number, and "accidentally" create an ad on Craig's List under the "casual encounters" section. I've never had the balls to do it though.

Mark said...

Doc G, did you know that you're a mean one, Mr. Grinch?

Politicians, NAMBLA ........ beautiful!!

Tasty, I hope you weren't serious about quitting, don't let the bastards (or bitches) win!

Big 'N Tasty RPH said...

NAMBLA is disgusting...

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Yes! And all the better to put her on their mailing list!

National pervert registry.

DenaliDriveThruPharmD said...

Wow! Thought I had the bad day! NAMBLA? ewwwwwwwwwwwww... Now that's revenge.

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McFury CPhT said...

So let me guess, was it a script for her generic Valtrex 1gm? If it was, I think that says more than her anger can.

Phathead said...

The one thing that makes this somewhat cyclical is we provide the medication so she keeps living.

If we refuse her meds and she croaks, isn't that considered evolution of the species?

Big 'N Tasty RPH said...

I didn't really quit but I am changing districts in August. I just said that to irritate her a little more and I am under the assumption that she wanted Suboxone...