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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Recruiting FFP bloggers

Send us an email as to why you want to be a writer for our blog. You must pick a name that is synonymous with fast food restaurants. Also, for Christ' sake, be a pharmacist or a tech. I don't want druggies posting their rants on here. That is what hate mail is for.




Grumpy, M.D. said...

Oh come, on, junkies are a valuable member of society.


Meer said...

what about pharmacy students?

Filet-o-bitch RPh said...


Big 'N Tasty RPH said...

The only thing junkies post about is web sites that rip you off when you just want to get high, sooo high.

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Yeah, I've fired 3 from my practice in the last 2 weeks, so I'm likely on a site somewhere" "Prick doctors who take your co-pay and then won't give you drugs."

Filet-o-bitch RPh said...

We are the RX police at my pharmacy. No refill too soons without calling MD or NP or PA or someone in charge, verify all refills that look written in and no excuses like "the dog ate my suboxone" to get some more. Let me see that dog beeotch!

Big 'N Tasty RPH said...

Suboxone should have killed the dog...please bring in the carcass junkie b*tch!

My favorite was a diazepam 10mg #90 that got "spilled in the swimming pool." No sh*t, the guy actually wanted me to believe that it accidentally got spilled in the pool..WTF?

TheLittleFlower said...

But I'm going out of town.....and there isn't a pharmacy near there.....and I'm going to be gone tomorrow morning right before the office opens.....oh, and I don't need anything but my xanax and vicodin....yeah...that's it....Where am I going?....Um...to visit my grandma/uncle/sister/son who was in an accident/had a baby/died and I have to get there right away...Come on, just let me pay cash for it....

The Redheaded Pharmacist said...

I don't know about any of you but recently I've gotten a lot of ER scripts where the patient is asking to "fill the Vicodin or Percocet" but not the antibiotic, lol. Yeah right. They will even rip off the pain med script and try to just turn that one in to the pharmacy.
I actually had one customer who had been going around to emergency rooms trying to get narcotics get made when I wouldn't fill just the pain meds. He says to me "I'm going to call and complain about you" and I pick up the phone and handed it to him after dialing the number saying "here you go, be sure to get my name right when you make your complaint" lol.

Mr. Chilito said...

Your can call me Mr. Chilito. Now those younger then 30ish probably don't have any idea what that is. During the 90's, Taco Bell had a Chilito on the menu. This name happened to also represent an urban Spanish slang...I'm not going to tell you of what.

I see there's a theme of drug abuse today. I worked at an Eckerd's down in Tennessee. A particular doctor practiced with only three drugs, all written on the same script.
Vicodin 5/500mg #90
tid 5r
Soma 350mg #90
tid 5r
Valium 10mg #90
tid 5r
Simple, blatant drug shopping.

5dollarfootlong said...

hey are you still looking for another blogger? im a pharmacy tech in canada :) let me know