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Friday, April 30, 2010

Subutex shortage

Hear ye! Hear ye!

Subutex and its generic are on back order! The drug companies cannot keep up with the demand. This is NOT MY FAULT! Why the issue you ask? B/C of YOU people sucking it down like its your job!! Why are you so surprised? Well, hell-did you think YOU were the only person taking it? Yeah I know. You are going to an exotic island and NEED IT so if I can cough up a supply you would be willing to pay more. No can do. Deal with it like normal folks and hey-keep calm and carry on...

Love,

Filet

5 comments:

was1 said...

Just roll up your sleeves and climb back on that Horse. Shoot 'em up, cowboy.
Yippee kiyay motherfucker.

Cody said...

Running out of scheduled drugs is bad, but we're experiencing a backorder of generic Flonase. The way people act, that might as well be a scheduled drug in allergy season.

Anonymous said...

I love the question you get from customers that goes like this "Well, can you GUARANTEE that it will be here on Monday?" No I can't! I've been burned too many times by mysterious back-orders to know better than to guarantee delivery of an item from our supplier to our store!

Big 'N Tasty RPH said...

In pharmacy drug deliveries it happens to be as unreliable as a street dealer's drug deliveries. Sometimes the shit just doesn't come in, sometimes the government snatched your shit, and sometimes your dumbass friend blows the whistle on the beach and you get ass-raped by a Lake Tardicaca shark. (The Lake Tardicaca shark has a 9 inch penis. Thank you South Park!) There are no guarantees. I do see a lot of people getting back on their original addiction since the addictive addiction "cure" is on backorder... Karma or Kismet? You be the judge, jury, and executioner.

Paul Pomes said...

It was in a casual conversation with a neighbor about his opiod-using nephew that I found out why I can't even get miniscule amounts of buprenorphine for my feline patients. 10x1 ml vials would last me four months or more.

*Sigh*