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Saturday, April 3, 2010

Scammer

26 year old white homosexual male

On his parents prescription insurance

Living in an expensive condo on South Beach

Paid $70 copay for 4 Viagra 100mg tablets

Paid with EBT card (food stamps) for orange juice while talking on the phone to the friend whose party he was heading to with the Viagra & juice.

How the f*ck is this world fair when this sh*twhore gets food stamps and I have co-workers that work 2 full time jobs to support spouses and children, can barely make ends meet, but do not qualify for food stamps. The whole system is F*CKED!

14 comments:

The Redheaded Pharmacist said...

Yeah, the system is screwed up. I've handed Medicaid prescriptions to people that were worth millions. It's best not to think about it!

Pharmd Biker said...

Or handed meds through the drive window to a person in a brand new car (still has dealer sticker in window). Its sad and pisses me off how people in power want us (who pay taxes) to bow down and be grateful.

Pharmacy school admissions said...

we had a guy using a senior citizen's insurance (stolen info) to get himself meds at my pharmacy..

Anonymous said...

The homosexual part doesn't seem that important... but to each their own I guess...

Anonymous said...

I feel your pain. Is it any wonder our taxes are so damn high!?

Mc RPh said...
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Mc RPh said...

Not to mention the "charity" patients I get at the hospital that we are forced to take on home infusion service while we write off the entire cost of therapy (drug, supplies, labs, nursing visits etc). My most recent charity patient had two children that were both physicians. Smells fishy to me!

TracyKM said...

Could they be stolen? We don't have food stamps here, so I don't know exactly how they work, just that it's a welfare thing.
And why does it matter if he's homosexual?

Big 'N Tasty RPH said...

The homosexual part is significant because he spends a ton of money each month on Viagra and has no dependents so should not have any reason to get food stamps. (It is a debit type card for food stamps in most states now.)

Mc RPh said...

Just to make it perfectly clear, Big N Tasty is far from a homophobe. In fact, I believe she is a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Imagine if you will a modern day Jane Goodall. But instead of studying chimpanzees, she hangs out with gays. I guess I'm going nowhere with that analogy. Suffice it to say, BnT is good with the gays in my book... and I'm about as prissy as they come.

TracyKM said...

Okay, I get that you shouldn't be able to have money to spend on Viagra AND get food stamps...but just to get picky (because I'm terrible about that, LOL), being gay does not mean that you can't have dependents :)
Isn't there an age limit for being on mommy and daddy's insurance? And wow, $70 for 4 Viagra? Hope there's a generic befor my hubby gets needy, LOL!!

Big 'N Tasty RPH said...

Some gays do have dependents but I am 100% sure this particular gay has none.

KP the drug po-po said...

Pssshhhh, he probably gets EBT and welfare bc (whhhhaaaa!) he has a mental condition to help him cope with his homosexuality so the state and govt pays for it (Whoops! Did I say that out loud?!!)

Anonymous said...

In Maryland opiate addiction is a "disability". My brother-in-law was in prison, went to rehab, actually got a job at subway but they fired him after the background check when they discovered he was in prison so...now he gets food stamps & will probably get rental assistance & SSI. He lives in my basement & spends his food stamps on chips & dips, & energy drinks. I'm so happy to pay taxes to provide unhealthy food for those who do not work & now I have to pay for their health care to treat their diabetes & obesity.