We bring the FAST and laughs to pharmacy.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Pet Peeve of the Day

Hey there,

I know you don't mean better when you come up the counter and practically yell "hey there-what is THE BEST ______ (insert whatever you want her, for ex: antihistamine, pimple cream, diaper rash medicine, hand job) I can get over-the-counter?" I just want to scream back at you:

a) get some manners

b) hey is for horses

c) why would I give you THE WORST recommendation? Really? Why do people say that shit? It bugs the hell out of me!

YOU PEOPLE are getting FREE medical advice! Be patient and I will help you. If you are going to be a dramatic twat about your boo boo, expect shitty service.

Love,

Filet

10 comments:

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Because they're all stupid. That's why.

Grumpy, M.D. said...

I get similar stupid stuff.

"Do you think this medication will help me?"

"Is this a good treatment for my condition?"

Etc. The brainless runneth amuck.

Anonymous said...

"hey is for horses" - haven't heard that one in ages - probably not since my teenage years. Thanks for the memories.

Big 'N Tasty RPH said...

I am still amazed that humanity flourished and dinosaurs are all but extinct....

Brother Frankie said...

i agree that people are sometimes (most) jerks. But it is not free med advice unless you are standing on the sidewalk off the clock.

Just my opinion

Brother Frankie
A Biker for Christ

(hey is for horses... lol my mom used to say that)

pharmer said...

at least in my pharmacy most people will buy what you recomend

Anonymous said...

You should get a new job - Dick! Who do you really think you are - some kind of genius? Then you should have been a real Doctor.

Brother Frankie said...

ouch

Filet-o-bitch RPh said...

Dick? Dick is NOT capitalized retard. Stop reading if you don't like what I have to say. A genius? Nope-just perfect! A real doctor? No way in hell would I want to be a physician. You are dumb.

chuckr44 said...

"why would I give you THE WORST recommendation? Really? Why do people say that shit? It bugs the hell out of me!"

Because a pharmacist actually told me Calamine lotion is the best thing for mosquito bites, when it is total crap and doesn't do a thing for me. What the heck is that worthless stuff anyway? Water, silt, and color?