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Thursday, May 28, 2009

It is never show and tell in the pharmacy you moron!

This post is dedicated to the lady who slashed herself in her bathroom 3 weeks ago and let the wound fester for that long, not changing her gauze as well which has now formed a matrix over her the infected skin on both sides of the weeping wound but cannot connect the skin together b/c that is what fucking stiches are for (BTW, she is not without health care benefits so no lectures please):

Do not EVER, EVER show me your nasty skin infection (minor cuts and boo boos are OK), your third degree burn(s), your babies infected weiner from a botched circumcision, your saggy tits, your shaving wounds, your pus ridden spider bites, your "rash" that is really just a nasty line of infected track marks, your fucked up bloody and smelly prison tattoos and your gnarly fungiced toenails. I don't want to see it! I am not a nurse or doctor (NOR do I want to be for you bitches that think we RPH's are jealous)! WTF?! Do I show you my gross chin pimples? Do I show you my infected mosquito bites on my ankles? How about my wooby? Have I ever shown you photos of Big N Tasties twat? Ha ha Biggie. ANWAYS, don"t do it! I will give you 200 lashings with a spatula on your pee pee or throw my mortar at your noggin! Gross!! In any case, keep that sucker clean. Wash it with a mild soap and some warm water. Slap some antibacterial oint or cream on it and call your dr if it "turns". Sorry-no snake oil is gonna help that stuff. Use some common sense!

Love,

Filet

11 comments:

DanTech said...

Your post about that woman with the wound has got me thinking about old cheese for some reason.

PharmIntern2010 said...

I had an idiot today show up with this large burn from hot oil. He had it covered with a bandage about the size of a deck of cards and the burn was just slightly smaller and half was a yellowish green. He didn't seem to want to hear that he needed to get seen by a MD and not try and self treat it with OTC topical antibiotics. I looks like he let it go for a while till it got nasty and infected.

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Filet, You are AWESOME!

Yeah, I get that shit. People trying to save a co-pay. "Hey, doc, while I'm here seeing my neurologist let me show you these sores on my dick"

NO FUCKING WAY!!!

That is NMOS (Not My Organ System).

So put it away.

Seriously, WTF do these people think?

Big 'N Tasty RPH said...

Um, Filet, I thought you destroyed those pics of my twat......

Grumpy, M.D. said...

She mailed them to me, TAP, and Pharmacy Hotties.

I thought she told you?

Geez, why do you think I'm so grumpy?

Filet-o-bitch RPh said...

OMG too funny! I posted on pharmacy hotties but my bf made me take the pics down. Boo hoo on him!!

pharmer said...

Hi..new to this board. 12 years as Rph. dont know if i can make it to 20..anyhow..i call these people the sleve showers and pants pullers and again, they look at you like you have 3 heads if you say NO, TRIPLE ANTIBIOTIC OINTMENT WONT WORK....

Happybendgirl said...

Filet, I saw you pop that pimple behind the counter today! Whatever! So, add snake oil when it turns? Got it.

The Ole' Apothecary said...

This post and its children have inspired my next post.

Frantic Pharmacist said...

I was in the DENTIST's chair once and when the assistant heard I was a pharmacist she showed me her rash that looked suspiciously like shingles! Can't tell you how much I appreciated that...

Filet-o-bitch RPh said...

Ha ha Bend girl! I not only make snake oil, I make snakes dance! get it? :)