botox injections + pregnancy = retarded baby
intoxicants + pregnancy = crack baby
fat free diet + pregnancy = seizure baby
2000 mile road trip + oxycodone rx = junkie
fast food + lipitor = still high cholesterol
coke'd out bar trick + sugar daddy + 2 viagra = good times
mountain dew + pharmacist = another day at McDruggie's
night out drinking + jalapeno poppers = stinky diarrhea
coke'd out bar trick - viagra = limp twitchy weenie
pharmacist / (phones + cars in drive thru + you in my face) = nervous breakdown
unprotected sex + HIV = booty flu
used syringes + ball filled kiddie play land = lawsuit
crabby undies washed + laundry bag not washed = crabby undies
8AM + McDonald's apple pie from a patient = happy overnighter on the way home!
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