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Saturday, April 18, 2009

My New Favorite Phrase!

Innovative Proprietary Technology

Wow, what a mouthful! It rolls off the tongue as each syllable languishes in your brain and caresses your vocal chords making the tiny hairs stand up on the back of your neck. Say it out loud with me:

Innovative Proprietary Technology

Ew, I got goose flesh all over! If it was a man I would make sweet sweet love to it.

Innovative Proprietary Technology

What this phrase means for you: higher cost versions of already available drugs!

Innovative Proprietary Technology

I love the smell of diabolical corpo shenanigans (ie verbal napalm) in the morning!


Anonymous said...

Doryx strikes again!

The Ole' Apothecary said...

I am now watching the movie Scanners, in which a doctor shouts, "Give him a shot of Ephemerol!" Must have a short half-life with that name.

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Yeah, I love shit like that. Soma in the NEW 250mg size. Or Paxil-CR (a drug I never understood, as Paxil is QD anyway), or the new R/S isomer of some cheap generic, or TREXIMET! (the ultimate in BS. 2 generics, now available in one overpriced pill!)

Cody said...

I hope to God the manager didn't do anything to appease them...