A large woman with diabetes
Just couldn't say "No" to her sweeties.
Gulping candies from tins
As gangrene did set in,
"This week I may lose both my feeties."
A man was infected with the "Clap."
He'd been pounding a hole full of crap.
A lesson well learned
From a weenie that burned.
Next time he will remember a wrap!
A party at the beach can be fun,
Frolicking and swimming in the sun.
Not trying to be mean
When I say "Wear sunscreen!"
Or you'll be burned crisp not well done!
I thought the side effects were a fluke,
Xenical plus some fat is a nuke!
I bloated with bad gas
That sure was foul to pass
And explosively made my butt puke!
(I can't wait for the Alli OTC version to hit store shelves in June!)
After an evening out with her ex
They decided to have freaky sex.
Red blotches in his "grass"
And a few on his ass
Meant she might have to get some Valtrex!
She told all of her nursing home friends
About the newest medical trends.
For her son was a nurse
With whom she would converse
Now to ensure her dryness, Depends.