ass clown (ás kloun) n.:
one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
Phat Pat is ASS CLOWN.
Dear ass clown,
Thank you for constantly interrupting my consultation tonight to another patient. As you were trying to impress her with your extreme Frat boy pick up skills, I was trying to impress her with my pharmaceutical knowledge. Did it occur to you that I might be trying to convey some very important information to her, Mr. Ireekofcheapbeeranddirtyunderwear Boy? I am sure it never crossed your tiny brain nor hers since she was very flabbergasted by your pronunciation of Poo-air-toe Vay-art-toes, Mexico. As I walked off so that the two of you could continue to get to know one another, I couldn't help but notice you exchange phone numbers. WTF?? A pharmacy is not the place for this transaction! Gross, gross and more gross. Next thing you know I will be filling that much needed Plan B prescription. Ugh. Please use it though!! I have a punch card with your name on it too. The 10th box is free.
PS Sorry to post your picture. I took it with my phone.