"I'm out of my birth control and the autorefill never called me!"
Brain: "Better pick it up soon, bitch, or your boyfriend won't be calling you either".
"I have nothing but problems with this pharmacy"
Brain: "Then, go somewhere else; how stupid are you? Who keeps coming back if they have only problems, seriously".
"I don't have $2 for the copay, can have some anyway?"
Brain: "What the fuck is wrong with you? Who doesn't carry $2 ? Just go to the fucking corner and beg for 4 seconds!"
"I'll have your job".
Brain: "So take it".
"I've been coming to this pharmacy for years".
Brain: "Yes, and we've wanted you to leave this whole time".