So it is almost time (9:50 PM) to close up shop and the goddamn doctor's line rings. I was enjoying a few minutes of bliss since Grace and Gratitude had not played in the last 8 minutes and my last drive-thru customer was rather pleasant in a pervy kind of way. I pick up the phone praying it was one of my colleagues calling to rant about a nasty customer (what a support group we have) but nope--it was Dr. IamaGod.
The following is our actual conversation:
"Hi. This is Dr. I amaGod. What time do you close?"
him: "10 PM?"
me: inside voice: "NO! 10 am! What do you think? What store CLOSES at 10 AM?" but I said in an annoyed voice "Yes, 10 PM"
him: "Good. That will give you enough time to fill this prescription."
me: "Oh will it?"
him: "You will fill it."
me: "Are you asking me or telling me?"
him after a bit of silence: "Just fill it."
me: inside voice "Oh really? And what if I don't?? Are you going to cry to your mommy?"
What a jerk. Needless to say I filled it for the patient's sake but the patient never showed up.
What a waste of my time.