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Sunday, January 3, 2010

And They're Off!

Douche baggery and its junkie poster children have started the New Year off with a bang!

Ok, there was no "bang" but there could have been...

A McDruggie's on the east coast of Florida, in a county where you do not need a prescription for syringes, had a lady pull in the drive-thru New Year's eve with a gun to steal syringes.

Seriously, couldn't she have scraped up the $1.60 plus tax in change out of the seats of her car? Maybe scrounged the parking lot for coins or asked someone for change?

Instead she was apprehended by the police and the pharmacist went to the station to give a statement. In Florida if you produce a gun in a robbery it is minimum 10 years sentencing. Of course, with good behavior and rehab she will probably get out sooner but for real?

Ten years for a 10 pack of syringes? Man, drugs are bad mmmkay!


****Update****1/5/10, I got more info on the incident. The pharmacist went to the station to look at mug shots and identified the lady from a previous arrest. The officers knew exactly who she was and where she stayed because she had been a problem for quite some time. When police went to pick her up she was of course blitzed out of her gourd and not really coherent.

This is why we should just start executing people with rap sheets a page long. They always escalate to violence, they cannot be rehabilitated, and we are just pissing away the hard earned money of John & Jane Q. taxpayer that should be spent on education.

4 comments:

Filet-o-bitch RPh said...

OMG that is nuts!! and lazy!

Filet-o-bitch RPh said...

yeah unfortunately we can't execute these people b/c other nutty people will be out protesting to save their sad lives. sigh

chuckr44 said...

Bus them to a state where they CAN be executed. Crayzee lady, meet Sparky the Chair.

Anonymous said...

I can't help but think about how the idea of the prison colony would be an in between solution. Mess up enough and you are banished to the island of Junkietopa or Armed Roberia.