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Thursday, March 19, 2009

Idiot week

While I am on an ornery streak, here is a post from eons ago. Eat your heart out!

Apparently this week was Idiot week and I did not get the memo. What a rotten week and I have one more day to go!

Thank you, Dr. Moron, for leaving a voice message for 3 rx's 5 minutes before I closed on Tues. alerting me to the fact that the patient was on their way and may already be there glaring at me and wondering out loud as to "why" their med. wasn't ready.

Thank you, Mr. Guam dude, for yelling at me about your American citizenship. I don't really care and you can stick whatever citizenship you claim to have up your ass! I am not giving you 200 percocet that I feel you changed the quantity on without first checking with your doctor. Too bad-so sad.

Thank you to all the Plan B buyers! Yeah for the no breeders! It really should be free...

Thanks, dipshit methadone customer, for yelling at me in front of all my regular patients that I f%^$ed up the quantity of your prescription when I clearly explained why you are now getting the methadone 10 mg's instead of the 40 mg's. Need a hearing aid with that? Or a brain?

Thank you, Ms. 35 year old, for proving that a small tablet is bigger than your brain. Are you seriously telling me you cannot swallow that little azithromycin tablet? No problems swallowing the 120 vicodin you get a month, eh?

I already have one a-hole and do not need another so get out of my line to all of you cranky bastards who just want to give me a hard time. Yeah, yeah-some of you are sick and I respect that but don't give me shit just to ruin my night.

The list goes on and on...

Love,
Filet

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA! Love the post! Please update soon Filet!

Anonymous said...

Drug-seeker-douche:
YOU CANNOT GET PERCOCET AS A REFILL!!!!!! How long is your memory span, because I just heard my co-worker on line two tell you the exact same thing. Don't try to pull it on me on line 3! I DO NOT have permission to give you some even if I wanted to, which I don't because I know you're selling them or getting high on them with some Boone's Farm!

Big 'N Tasty RPH said...

Boone's Farm...the drink of adult beverage connoisseurs everywhere.

Big 'N Tasty RPH said...

I also wonder if Mr. Guam dude is related to the "You speaky Spanish?" guy...

papetvet said...

I'm a veterinarian...and I LOVE it when a client calls ON THEIR WAY to the office and says "I HAVE to have a refill, RIGHT NOW, because Fluffy's already been out of her meds for two weeks, and I (insert favorite excuse here), so I couldn't get them at a normal time. Ugh. Have some decency. We always wonder if the human pharmacists have to go through the same thing. Guess the answer is YES.

Big 'N Tasty RPH said...

I bet papetvet gets people calling for emergency refills on Xanax or Diazepam for their pets. I always wonder how much the pet gets versus how much the owner uses to get high...

papetvet said...

If I'm worried that they are using the pet's meds, I just restrict the refills. And the dog dose is somewhat lower than the human dose, so they would need to take much more to actually "get high."