Dear drive thru douchette,
If you don't know how to fucking use a drive thru, don't use it! Why do we need a 5 minute banter about why you can't see me and how are you to get a "freaking" prescription filled if you can't see where I am? Did it not occur to your small brain that perhaps I am using a phone from a remote location to ask you if you want to pick up a rx or drop off a rx TO SAVE SOME FUCKING TIME? Do you see the Mickey D's teenage employee when they take your order at the big window b/c God knows you go their tri daily! See the big drawer in front of your dumb ass that is too lazy to walk into the store? By some miracle, that actually opens so that you may place your prescription in it. Magical fairies then fly over to sweep the rx from the drawer and little elves run around with their heads cut off to fill your vicodin stat. Whooooo hooooo! Why bitch at me and repeat to yourself "I can't see you!" Who cares! I don't want to see you either!
Love,
Filet
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right on!!! I'll do the same thing at my store, and people get all freaked out...I dunno what it is about not being able to see the person they are speaking with....But oh, it's cause they want suphedrine and don't understand when I say "sorry, you have to sign our sig cap machine and I need your license..." but they don't wanna get off their butt and come inside so they call for the manager to bitch and moan... Keep up the good posting :)
So so true. I get worked up over issues such as these myself. Great post!
I truly think pharmacists working at a pharmacy with a drive through have it the worst.
Only if you could speak your mind to her face without any repercussions!
You need to have some fun with these people.
"You can't see me! Oh my God! I'm standing right in front of you! What else can't you see? You must be nearly blind! What are you doing driving a car? Stay right there- I'm going to find you an eye doctor's name, and notify the MVD that you've completely lost your eyesight."
Hilarious! Thank you, Dr. Grumpy! I will do that next time.
I have actually scared people when I talked through the phone. They were expecting someone to come stand in front of them so I have to spend a few seconds explaining that it saves time if I don't have to make an extra trip to the bin. Oh technology, sometimes I want to put my foot in your "face".
I hate drive thru. I can't agree more. Then thier script or thier damn money flies away because they are to stupid to see the fatass clipboard or clip that says "PLEASE PUT MONEY/PRESCRIPTION HERE".
Tell the customer you are an artificial intelligence computer, that will freak them right out. "Yeah, I'm just like Hal 9000 in that movie."
When in high school I looked forward to hearing a bell, now when I hear it all I think of is what fuck, five minutes before we close has to come through the drive through and then proceed to drop of prescriptions. Might I add not just one or two, but eight and to top it off they might have doubles on some. Oh and what is the original date? Only a month prior, though that is not what pisses me off the most. Its when I have to fill these prescriptions because fat ass Betty had to get her "In and Out" (A fast food chain along the west coast) before coming to the pharmacy. Where was this creature thirty days ago? When all of the medications appear to be from an urgent care clinic of some sort. cunt
Love it! You have the sun shield down too and that really messes with their head! When we click our phone on it kinda screeches for some reason so half the time they jump outta their skin. Honestly I have to say I do get enjoyment from that! Pleas keep telling it like it is-it's so hilarious!
My technician likes to pick up the phone from another location and listen to the sounds from the outside of our fishbowl. I am like "wtf are you doing?" he always tells me "I am listening to the sounds of the trailer park". ??
I say go with Dr. Grumpy! Mess with them, might lighten your day up some.
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