Some stories you hear all the time so you think of them as pharmacy "Urban Legends." The call I got New Year's Eve was definitely one of them.
Caller: Are you the pharmacist?
Me: Yes, how can I help you?
Caller: I am visiting from out of town and I was brushing my teeth but it didn't taste right. I took the brush out and realized it was my yeast cream. I took the wrong tube out of my bag. Do I need an antidote?
Brain: (laughing hysterically) Could this be a prank call? Am I being punk'd? Where's Ashton?
Me: No mam, you can just brush with toothpaste and that will wash out any other cream that you had in your mouth. Beyond the weird taste it should not hurt you.
Caller: Oh thank you! I thought I might need to go to the hospital or something. Bye!
I still haven't decided if that was a prank or just another stupid human trick...