10. HMO's and PPO's would go out of business and leave thousands without jobs.
9. Prior Authorization would be the new "Gold Standard" for prescriptions.
8. No more free drug logo pens from Big Pharma.
7. Private practice physicians would no longer be able to afford McMansions with gold lined swimming pools.
6. One nurse for every 100 hospital patients.
5. Dentists will be limited to an x-ray machine and a Dremel.
4. Bye bye mid-life crisis Ferrari California convertible. Hello bicycle.
3. NASCAR bids a teary farewell to the Viagra car.
2. Soylent green is made of people.
1. Duct tape makes an awesome Band-Aid!