Opened abscesses stuffed full of packing
Burns bad enough for most skin to be lacking
Infected piercings that might have gangrene
Just a small taste of the gross things I've seen
Under-size tube tops on large whiskered women
Multiple ring worms on neglected children
Pants low and saggy on wanna-be thugs
Scarred by the things I see while counting drugs
Wads of gross money from dark sweaty places
Amphetamine junkies with scabs on their faces
The smelling and itching of frumunda cheese
These are all things that the summertime brings
When the narcs are, refill too soon
And the patient is mad
I simply remember
I'm off all next week
And then I don't feel so bad!
(repeat all one more time, with gusto!)
8 comments:
Simply awesome! Lmao!
Loved it, loved it, loved it!!!!! I sang it a few times! Very original
very entertaining! Fits in really well with the song haha
I understand that you work in the pharmacy sector so I thought www.chemistanddruggist.co.uk would be of some use for you?
There are loads of constantly updated pharmacy jobs on there with the most popular jobs listed first.
You can also download a phone application whereby you can keep updated with pharmacy news and new jobs on offer if you wish!
Hope it's useful :)
Amy
OMG that was truly amazing...lol
Have you sent it Drugmonkey for theme song?
This would be hilariously funny if I gave a shit anymore. I take it you're a 3rd shifter, as am I. Got 3 weeks off coming up... Can't Fucking Wait... Tried to talk some some poor sap out of pharmacy school last weekend, but to no avail. What are these high-school teachers telling these poor kids?!?!? So, I just gave her some websites to check out :D Hopefully that will do the trick. She'll be better off for it. You're welcome, Angel.
Oh you got me there! Now I have this tune playing in my head :)
laughed so hard my pharmasist became worried. She broke out laughing too when she read it.
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