Think Happy Thoughts, Warm Safe Place

Sung to the tune of "Witch Doctor"

I told the politician I need some health care
I told the politician life was so unfair
And then the politician, he told me what to do
He said that....

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

I told the politician my home would soon be lost
I told the politician I could not bear the cost
And then the politician, he gave me this advice
He said to....

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

Now, you've been suffering like me
Just like you were homeless
And I'll admit I don't feel so well
So I went out and found myself
A guy that's so much wiser
And he bought me a bottle of Cuervo

My friend the politician, he took that bottle too
My friend the politician, he beat me black and blue
I know that he will smile while wiping me off his shoe
Oh, baby....

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang




****Ugh**** No happy thoughts left... Maybe Zach and Miri have it right, the only joy left is making a porno...